5 definitions by Jackie McNasty

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A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.
Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

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A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.
"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"

"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"
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A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.
"Look at all the guys in here, preying on all these chicks. What a bunch of scummies."

"He wanted to know what we were doing after this cause he wanted us to come over and "have fun". He's such a scummie."
by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

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Someone who is a super sized mother fucker, as in super sizing at McDonald's.
"So, he came to the party, brought all his friends, drank all our beer, and left. What a McMother Fucker."
by Jackie McNasty May 21, 2009

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The most extreme and rare tramp of its kind--drawing from the name Rumpelstiltskin.
"Then she slept with 5 guys that night. What a trampelstiltskin."
by Jackie McNasty May 21, 2009

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