A GOM (G.O.M) status is a facebook status about ones girlfriend. GOM = Girlfriend over mates.
John "just had a great time with Maisie"
Ted comments: damn your GOM status! Are you still a big fan of Muse?
John comments: Of course! Muse are the best fucking band in the world, mixing contemporary rock with classicaly influnced solos and horribly distorted basslines.