Jack the Weirdo Thing's definitions

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and have a computer this game is a must have!

My girfriend: I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when I get over there
My stupid ass:

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 30, 2022

Opila Bird

A stupid ahh bird from the Garten of Banban. It is straight up too goofy for a stupid and cringy horror game. It is truly Da Biggest Bird, so bird up.

Opila Bird Says: "Laughter is the best medicine, so make sure you SMILE!

by Jack the Weirdo Thing January 27, 2023

Jumbo Josh

I'M JUMBO JOSH, BRAH, FROM INDIE HORROR GARTEN OF BANBAN BRAH!!!!!!!!

Jumbo Josh says, "Eat fruits and veggies to grow be and strong like me."

by Jack the Weirdo Thing May 22, 2023

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Sad Origin Story

A sub genre of kids videos, by YouTubers such as GameToons, Hornstromp Games, and others, featuring what claims to be the backstories of characters from mascot horror games, such as Poppy Playtime, Rainbow Friends, or even Skibidi Toilet, often involving people turning into these characters that are popular with kids. (Though not technically Huggygate/Elsagate, but fall under the same category.)

Handy Dan Sad Origin Story (Garten of Banban animation)

by Jack the Weirdo Thing February 29, 2024

Sprunki

The result of a 15 year old accidentally causing Gen Alpha to fall even more.

Sprunki, Sprunki, Sprunki, get funky funky funk.

by Jack the Weirdo Thing December 3, 2024

SpongeBob Effect

When a cartoon series gets so popular, making millions of dollars, to the point it almost seems like it will never end.

Man, it's been like 10 years since Teen Titans Go! and Paw Patrol were released and are already getting the Spongebob Effect.

by Jack the Weirdo Thing August 14, 2023