111 definitions by Jack Spank9049
Jack is a very humorous guy who may have black (sometimes curly) hair, with some facial hair, and looks like he lives out of a cave. The music he may listen to can consist of old rock, and alt-rock/indie music.
Despite him being funny, his anger or frustration may get the better of him at times, especially because of video games or someone else's incompetence.
A Jack may also be a certified Spack who may spank him self reguarly (see Spack No.1)
Despite him being funny, his anger or frustration may get the better of him at times, especially because of video games or someone else's incompetence.
A Jack may also be a certified Spack who may spank him self reguarly (see Spack No.1)
Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more!
by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2023
Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!
Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
by Jack Spank9049 June 26, 2022
To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work
(Scratching one's ass)
(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
An act of one switching lobbies in an online game multiple times in quick succession in hopes to find a certain person who may be:
Appearing offline;
Not joinable through profile;
May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.
This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.
Appearing offline;
Not joinable through profile;
May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.
This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.
Kyle was lobby hopping for 3 hours straight in GTA Online to try and find a content creator named Dempy - he was unsuccessful.
#lobby hopper
#lobby hopper
by Jack Spank9049 October 19, 2023
This man is simply unstoppable. He can be taking free-kicks whether its from shithole Fratton Park or all the way up Newcastle and still top-bin it in the net at Saint Mary's; he is the G.O.A.T!
Spack No.4: Southampton have a free-kick and James Ward-Prowse seems to be taking it!
Spack No.2: You mean penalty?
Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
Spack No.2: You mean penalty?
Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2022
Spack No.4 has a lot going on in his life right now!
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022