111 definitions by Jack Spank9049
This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"
*Checks tracker app*
"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!
*Checks tracker app*
"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023
A game thats made me:
Leave a massive whole in my desk
Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games
Smash my controller
Wake up my household
Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor
Made me break a headset
Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition
Leave a massive whole in my desk
Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games
Smash my controller
Wake up my household
Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor
Made me break a headset
Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition
Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!
by Jack Spank9049 March 29, 2021
The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!
by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2022
Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse
The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2022
by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023
The abbreviation for Proud To Be a Spack
This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.
A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!
This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.
A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!
I cannot believe I was forced to listen to chav FM in my uncle's car and he wouldn't turn it over! #PTBAS
by Jack Spank9049 October 2, 2021