6 definitions by Jack Diddly Squat
A word used to string slang together used best in blasphemic sentences by people with less than an acute theological understanding.
by Jack Diddly Squat October 9, 2003
Oh my dear lord, that poor man's head looks a little like a cock. He must be one of those cockheads that I learnt about from that urban dictionary.
by Jack Diddly Squat December 8, 2003
To keep sexual intercourse to its most basic terms the peniser is the "enterer" in the coital relationship. Can be used to describe a man in heterosexual sex, "the man" in homosexual buggery and the dildo weilding lesbian. All are covered by this term. The receptical of the peniser is is it's antonym the penisee.
by Jack Diddly Squat May 21, 2006
The common use of sexual activity in a heterosexual relationship. The male penis is inserted into the female vagina and good times are had. Not to be confused with penis-anus-sex.
I'm sorry to cut our conversation short but my wife and myself are going upstairs for some penis-vagina-sex. I'll talk more of my business proposal in the morning.
by Jack Diddly Squat December 8, 2003
The ultimate phrase to use in an arguement.
Roughly translated it asks the recipient to commit suicide.
Roughly translated it asks the recipient to commit suicide.
"Yeah well I'm cooler than you," says person 1
"Yeah good one buddy, end it," says person 2
Sound of gun shot.
"Yeah good one buddy, end it," says person 2
Sound of gun shot.
by Jack Diddly Squat December 12, 2003
Remember the first time we met in Stalingrad, when you accidentally put one of your hairy-nips in my glass of vodka?
by Jack Diddly Squat December 8, 2003