8 definitions by Jack the Douche
An ultra-large and awesomely fantastic number equivalent to 10^5121999. When an individual claims, in an argument, that this number is better than any other number, they immediately win that argument.
The God of all other numbers
The God of all other numbers
by Jack the Douche October 20, 2018
Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.
Good riddance, you shit shitsters!
by Jack the Douche April 4, 2019
Mistaken for a spider, this gassy little fellah is sometimes spotted in the outer band of tress around China. A few were found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia. The most interesting part of this creature is it's ability to fucking die. Yes, this creature can die at the drop of a hat, provided that the hat is on fucking fire. This animal is dead.
by Jack the Douche April 4, 2019
by Jack the Douche April 4, 2019
by Jack the Douche April 4, 2019
A fast-growing tech-based ETF. It consists of 25% leveraged cloud-computing software equities, 25% innovative technology companies, 25% equally-distributed cloud-computing equities, and 25% ultra-growth equities. It is actively managed and produces an average annual rate of return of 30.5%. It is publicly traded with the ticker of MYFO
by Jack the Douche May 20, 2020
Rick and Morty are freaking bullshit shit and the other one's the important shit shitster on the shit block of cheese in the morning.
by Jack the Douche April 4, 2019