Jacaranda's definitions

Pibble

The name Pibble is what Furmoms use to refer to the Pit Bull dog breed. They prefer not to use the name Pit Bull because they feel it has undeserved negative connotations, and they crusade against persecution of the breed.

Their hope is that the word "Pibble" paints a gentler, kinder picture of the Pit Bull breed, even though hard evidence shows that the breed is responsible for 70% of dog attacks and maulings.

My Pibble is a doll, look at that sweet face. She hasn't mauled a baby in over a year.

by Jacaranda March 12, 2021

Bet The House

To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.

Whoa, the spread on the Patriots game is only three points!?!? Bet the house!

by Jacaranda January 5, 2022

spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.

by Jacaranda May 13, 2008

Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan

"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar

by Jacaranda March 12, 2021

Sichyashun

Situation. But in a Texan/Southern drawl.

I don't mean to put y'all in a difficult sichyashun, but I'll need your answer on the morrow.

by Jacaranda January 31, 2022

box lock

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.

by Jacaranda December 6, 2006

Zukk

A Zukk is a censored removal of prohibited content (most commonly nudity) off of Facebook.

It's short for "Zuckerberg" referring to Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook. He is seen as the "big brother" figure if the website, the all benevolent guiding hand that protects us all from lewd and unsavory content.

Having your prohibited content removed from Facebook is known as "getting Zukked."

It can also mean getting a temporary or permanent ban from the website for violating terms of service.

Don't show your nipples, or your photo will get the Zukk!

My friend got Zukked off Facebook for harassment.

by Jacaranda September 11, 2019