13 definitions by JaVonni Brustow
Karen is a person who threatens to shoot their neighbors for playing with fireworks and then goes to the police with white woman tears when they get upset about being spoke to that way.
Karen just threatened my life and then dialed 911 when I said, "hey f*ck you, Karen." Karen is a b*tch.
by JaVonni Brustow June 27, 2020
When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
"Yikes" is the sound of a man's BBC being flashed but when Safaree's is shown, the response is "Big Yikes."
by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021
A tantrum one throws when they aren't getting their way, usually taking place within minutes of having their teeth knocked out.
by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021
by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021
After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021