Helmarted

A characteristic best defined as "totally fucked up beyond all recovery".
Oh man, this is Helmarted! No one can fix this!
by JWPerfect July 10, 2007
mugGet the Helmartedmug.

H2

Houdini 2: A person who has the habit of disappearing at opportune times when something is required of them.
Where did H2 go? He was supposed to design that subdivision for me!
by JWPerfect June 12, 2007
mugGet the H2mug.