45 definitions by JUAN

korndawg

A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. It is then offered to the partner as a tasty snack.

Damn, that is tight baby. How about a korndawg?

by JUAN June 18, 2006

Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.

You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.

by JUAN April 9, 2005

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003

Steal

Urban slang to describe a punch or slap to the face.

"If that boy gets up in my face again I'm gonna steal him."

by JUAN February 18, 2005

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by JUAN April 4, 2004

sucks the bag

means you are a homosexual keik bastard guy

you suck the bag man

by JUAN June 26, 2004

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by JUAN February 27, 2003