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jaypo

by jp January 4, 2005
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ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.
We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!
by JP June 27, 2004
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shake shot

The act of shooting cum on a females face.
I gave Jane a nice shake shot lastnight.
by JP January 18, 2005
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chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.
by JP October 20, 2003
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pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.
Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"
by JP January 1, 2004
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Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 9, 2005
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university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers
the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas
by JP January 28, 2005
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