JP's definitions

Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.

Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.

by jp November 30, 2003

loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 18, 2003

box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP May 13, 2005

Juntti

A.K.A. Redneck. Slang. Finnish language equivalent for Redneck. noun or verb

Your shirt is so Juntti

by JP July 16, 2003

runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts

Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?

by jp January 14, 2004

snow

another word for the overused slang word "cool"

dude, that party last night was so snow.

Its snow with me if he comes too.

by JP January 9, 2005

christmas

The date of December 25th probably originated with the ancient "birthday" of the son-god, Mithra, a pagan deity whose religious influence became widespread in the Roman Empire during the first few centuries A.D. Mithra was related to the Semitic sun-god, Shamash, and his worship spread throughout Asia to Europe where he was called Deus Sol Invictus Mithras. Rome was well-known for absorbing the pagan religions and rituals of its widespread empire. As such, Rome converted this pagan legacy to a celebration of the god, Saturn, and the rebirth of the sun god during the winter solstice period. The winter holiday became known as Saturnalia and began the week prior to December 25th. The festival was characterized by gift-giving, feasting, singing and downright debauchery, as the priests of Saturn carried wreaths of evergreen boughs in procession throughout the Roman temples.

Jesus was not born on December 25th. He was 33 1/2 when he died on Nisan 14 which is in April. Do the math.

by jp December 23, 2003