JOSH's definitions

buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face

i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle

by josh February 9, 2005

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

by Josh April 5, 2004

dip stick

one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.

your such a dip stick

by josh April 29, 2003

Analisational Facilitory Action

An ancient saying meaning that your music is way to progressive to even exist.

Josh Jove pulls off the Analisation Facilitory Action very often.

by Josh August 19, 2004

1e

a device used most commonly by white americans in place of taking the time to roll a joint.

a metal paraphernalia which is able to house a "green like" substance for the purpose of smoking; with the end result of getting high.

It is just like when you are at a shopping center and you are with your Mom, and she asks you to recall someones name, and you can't. You instantly tell her it starts with a letter. Your Mom says as opposed to a number, everything starts with a letter. NOT TRUE! 1e starts with a number!!!

by Josh November 11, 2004

methusalem

A build of FreeDOS. We spent a long time trying to figure out what it meant. It's probably a misspelling and should really be Methusaleh whom is that 968 year old biblical guy.

Do you have the methusalem build?

by Josh July 12, 2004

eiffel tower

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

Hey Matt, remember when we Eiffel towered Ruth?

by josh February 21, 2003