515 definitions by JOSH
by JOSH February 18, 2003
What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.
Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried
by JOSH August 4, 2005
by JOSH September 1, 2003
by JOSH June 10, 2008
1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.
2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!
2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
by JOSH December 5, 2004
when you take a dump and the force of your sphincter pushes the waste out so hard that it shoots up the back of the toilet pipe and when you lok down youe cannot see it.
i held onto a shit for 2 weeks and when i let it out and looked down the loo it was a ghoasty. i was really pissed off
by JOSH December 31, 2004