2 definitions by JOHNNY JACKOOF

Gonaherpascyphilaids

The Culmination of the major STD's one can get in life, all bundled together, and powerful enough to evolve to control the Human Body. Once contracted, a person begins to become more of a Douchebag/Dumbass or Slut/Bitch. There is no cure.

Dude, James caught Gonaherpascyphilaids.
How can you tell
He's starting to wear things from Supreme and Yeezy.
Oh no.

by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 30, 2018

New Mexican Nougat

The process of using mud as a lubricant during anal sex, and then once finished, using your Significant Other's hair as a wipe for it, then to finish it off, give them a rimjob.

Dude, last night was so wild, me and Laura got to try The New Mexican Nougat.

by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 26, 2018