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910 definitions by JOHN

a person who experiences intense orgasm while ingesting massive amounts of fecal matter from their sex partner.
" i wish i was jennifer lopez' shit eater!"
by john March 16, 2003
a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.
Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.
by John December 27, 2004
Proper Noun: The coolest user on the IGN message board system.
opmike is a great user, and I want to have his babies face_love
by John March 20, 2005
a man who rides the cock
Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!
by john May 14, 2003
A DTK (disease transmitted by kissing) started by the brothers Noel(strand A) and Bryn(strand B) Gingrich. Should you make out with them or anyone infected with the ging, you contract it yourself. The ging has currently spread all over north america and there are currently reports of it in Japan.
When lomo made out with bryn, she got the ging.
by john September 12, 2004
A band, the likes of which have never been seen, that continues to rock you through the night and sends you into a coma that lasts until sometime next week.
Ana Ng, Spider, Minimum Wage, NO!, etc.
by John October 03, 2003
After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.
by John September 20, 2003