890 definitions by JOHN

masterbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by JOHN July 27, 2003

the worst system ever invented with the worst game ideas and games ever released

super gumball man with the fun filled game play of filling up gumball machines...ohh how funn

by JOHN May 4, 2003

A prostitute who enjoys her job and often doesn't charge.

She said she became a caryne originally to pay her debts, then she found she enjoyed it and started giving freebies.

by JOHN January 9, 2004

oh no i afflecked myself by marrying a publicity seeking fat assed ho'. this marriage wont last a year..

by JOHN August 21, 2003

to put an object like a pen in your dickhole and pop your prostate gland.

by JOHN April 25, 2003

a massive orge in ur bathtud when u cant tell if ur doing a guy or girl

i dont no

by JOHN December 6, 2003

A dinosaur that licks another dinosaurs pussy and the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs.

by JOHN December 12, 2003