2 definitions by JOEYYY

a little girl or boy with very blonde hair
Look at Joey's platinum locks, he is such a tote head
by JOEYYY September 29, 2006
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Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
by JOEYYY August 30, 2013
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