JMayzin's definitions

Aristofrat

One who is of the noblest fraternities on campus and is known for his high caliber of frattiness. An aristofrat is always sipping, always has a lovely lady at hand, and is the life of the party. Most aristofrats have catchy last names like, "Butler" or, "Ferrara". Some are also given fratty nicknames such as "The Sip King".

Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy over there wearing a velvet robe who is doing two beer bongs and has a gorgeous girl holding his solo cup?

Guy 2: Yea, that guy is a legendary aristofrat. They call him, "Tank".

by JMayzin November 19, 2010

sheep cloak

a lambskin condom for those unlucky guys who are allergic to latex

Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?

No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?

by JMayzin September 15, 2009

neutch

a girl that is a 7 (which is a neutral pH level) out of 10 on the hotness scale.

"Hey man, that girl is pretty decent. What do you think?"

"Ehh... She's just another a neutch."

by JMayzin September 11, 2009