cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin February 25, 2011
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a girl that is a 7 (which is a neutral pH level) out of 10 on the hotness scale.
"Hey man, that girl is pretty decent. What do you think?"

"Ehh... She's just another a neutch."
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Hey, which one of you hotnesses wants to jump in the hot tub with me?
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