JMayzin's definitions

floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them

guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

Aristofrat

One who is of the noblest fraternities on campus and is known for his high caliber of frattiness. An aristofrat is always sipping, always has a lovely lady at hand, and is the life of the party. Most aristofrats have catchy last names like, "Butler" or, "Ferrara". Some are also given fratty nicknames such as "The Sip King".

Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy over there wearing a velvet robe who is doing two beer bongs and has a gorgeous girl holding his solo cup?

Guy 2: Yea, that guy is a legendary aristofrat. They call him, "Tank".

by JMayzin November 19, 2010

och

a girl that is an 8 ("ocho") on the hotness scale.

"Dude, that girl over there is pretty sexy. Go get her number."

"True dat. Stay here and watch while I bag this och."

by JMayzin September 13, 2009