2 definitions by JK_Money

Testicular Rasputin

When the hair from your balls grows to such a length that it begins to resemble the long, thick beard of mystical adviser in the court of Czar Nicholas II, Grigori Rasputin.

Dude, jerry showed me his cock and balls last night, and he doesn’t shave around there; he has a serious testicular Rasputin!

by JK_Money June 28, 2020

Ejaculative Slumber

When you pass out due to exhaustion shortly after busting a nut, and are plunged into deep sleep.

Dude, last night I slept 12 hours because of an ejaculative slumber!

by JK_Money December 14, 2020