JJ's definitions

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004

time me to the fan

not sure...i am trying to figure it out..please let me know if you do (its in Beenie Man's song-Dude)

"I want a dude with wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man,
I want a dude who will time me to the fan..."

by JJ February 17, 2004

boothed

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

by jj July 29, 2003

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

lub

someone who puts lights under thier bed.

lub has a sweet life.

by jj June 18, 2005

meat horn

penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,

She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.

by JJ July 30, 2003

STANKIN BOOTY ASS

1. Someone who smells like they have bathed inside someone's asshole.

"I'm getting tired of being around yo stankin booty ass"

by JJ May 13, 2005