JJ's definitions

Segedi

Tottaly hot girl that goes to CVCA, but is succcch a geekkk, a total goober!

Megs, such as the one you know who you dont want to tell shes not cool, so shes a segedi

by JJ November 24, 2003

housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

by Jj March 21, 2005

wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by JJ January 30, 2004

sniz-batch

Funny twisted term of endearment/ noun of direct address (what you call someone) between chicks.
Derived from bitch, then bi-atch, then biz-atch, then sniz-batch. Concocted during a drunken chick's night out.

"What's up, Sniz-batch?"

by JJ February 12, 2004

kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 1, 2003

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004

skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

by JJ October 30, 2002