JJ's definitions

Mimy

hott mommy-sita

by jj October 11, 2003

mojacklet

the universal word. also the stem of several other famous words.
it is an adj, adv, n, v, etc.

1)n. something so fucking cool you have to say mojaklet.
2) the word you say to describe something when you want to sound perverted but completely mystify your friends.
3)outrageously sic
4) the liquid that makes up a cum bubble

other forms:
mojackulet
mojackulate
mojackify
mojackulism
mojackeuler
sweet mojacklet

at at foot ball game I saw this dude return the punt for a touch down and then they got 2 point convertion.
i said
" oh oh oohhh that was some sweet mojacklet"

by jj January 21, 2005

heavy metal

heavy metal rules!!! ignore the negative posts.they are heavy metal haters!!!

blacksabbath,slayer,metallica,motley crue,poison,superjoint ritual.

by jj August 2, 2004

opinion

like an asshole everyone has got one

definition:cannibal corpse is a deathmetal that hit the scene in the 1980's

opinion:cannibal corpse is a sell-out band that sucks and has horrible lyrics,all they do is sing about killing people and it get's boring and predictible.and the lead single sounds like the cookie monster.

(not my own opinion just other peoples definition's i've read)

by jj August 11, 2004

adamthehorse

A strapping young lad with a devil may-care attitude and a song in his heart. Snatcher of sandwiches, swigger of protein shakes, and the left hand of god.

Lets go to Safeway with adamthehorse!
Hmmm, nah, I'd rather beat up infidel Indians with adamthehorse

by JJ February 2, 2005

strip ping pong

A game of ping pong where the stakes are your clothes. Similar to strip poker.

I owned Jenny at strip ping pong.

by JJ December 17, 2004

croach wagon

1)some pretentios bastard that just makes your life hell. a reall asshole that totally tries to encroach on your universe. an anal , lying, queer puff, dick head.
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching

get out of my face you croach wagon

by jj January 21, 2005