JJ's definitions

Slacker

1) adj. A Frenchman.

2) A person residing in France.

"I can't believe those slackers work on average 180hrs a year less than UK workers."

by JJ September 22, 2004

housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

by Jj March 21, 2005

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

drow

1. Cannabis; Weed.

2. An expensive type of weed.

"What was Tony and them doing behind the house?"

"Talkin' shit and smokin' drow."

by JJ May 13, 2005

weebee

small, Affectionate, loving person with an unhealthy intrest in all things kiky.

natalie isaia

by JJ June 7, 2004

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

boothed

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

by jj July 29, 2003