wangsta

The Kupe-man who tragically died in a freak gardening accident.

HOLLA CHRIS!!!
by JJ May 30, 2003
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Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)
Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.
by JJ May 13, 2003
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stop reading garbage

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!
This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...
by jj November 18, 2004
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Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.
"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."
by JJ March 18, 2005
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chips

deep fried finger length potatoes eaten in the UK not to be confused with American potatoe chips these are known a crisps in the UK. Stupid yankees!
by jj April 23, 2003
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Power Clam

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.
Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.
by JJ January 23, 2004
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when in rome

The full phrase is "When in Rome, do as the Roman's do." But it has become shortened so often, some people don't get it anymore. It's an analogy making use of the strict rule of the ancient Roman empire, and synonomous with "Going with the flow," or doing something because everyone else is doing it.
"Hey, thanks for coming to my party. Do you want a beer?" Said Joe.

"When in Rome," Bob exclaimed, as he poored beer into his cup.
by JJ March 15, 2004
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