skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

by JJ October 30, 2002

wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by JJ January 30, 2004

Rock Tumbler

When two or more people get into a garbage bag, close it, and have sex while tumbling down flights of stairs.

Very common in Eastern Asia.

Soon-Kwok Woo and Aika Sekihotai set the world record for "Rock Tumbling" down 65 flights of stairs without stoping. All that was left of them inside the bag was a gooey, oriental mush.

by JJ January 19, 2004

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004

fadam

mexican drug lord who possess magical power and consumes endless beer

I always think about my fadam when i am taking a shower.

by JJ January 27, 2004

skobag

Stands for skanky ass ho bag.

She's a big skobag. She sleeps with all the guys.

by JJ September 19, 2004

game

1. Conversating with a girl, usually telling lies, to get her to give you her phone number or to let you beat.

"I went over and spit game to this fine ass girl last night."

by JJ May 13, 2005