JJ's definitions

Gooch kick

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

by JJ January 11, 2004

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

take it to the face

a euphemism for snorting

i had to write a paper so i took some adderall to the face and got it done in 3 hours

by jj April 8, 2005

sit on your honkers

to kneel and sit on the balls of your feet.

by jj April 23, 2003

Idiot

People who whine about definitions on UB being "hatefull" Grow up you stupid sissy's and find something better to do then complaining about what others think, and what is mostly true!

"That person said Hilary Duff sucks! Their definition should be deleted because it's haaaatefull! *sob sob*" - Straight out of the mouth of an idiot. And she DOES suck by the way.

by JJ July 27, 2004

Marquavo

1. A wild, sexually suggestive group of girls esp. at the club.

2. One girl of this sort.

"Damn man, look at all these Marquavos up in here!"

by JJ May 13, 2005

Mimy

hott mommy-sita

by jj October 11, 2003