JJ's definitions

destiny's child

a really good r&b group. Who had 3 member changes.

Destiny's child is fine

by jj May 13, 2005

status quo

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.

Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue

by JJ March 10, 2005

parmp

a dude with a perm that's obviously a pimp. done for style by metrosexuals

hey see that curly haired guy he's a parmp

by jj May 13, 2005

ciara

the first hermaphrodite to be a famous singer..ciara creator of the goodies walk, and the 1,2 step, the OH. Also the ciara face(when she is dancin).

did u hear ciara is a hermaphrodite??

by jj March 17, 2005

Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

by jj March 18, 2005

Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

by JJ March 18, 2005

housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

by Jj March 21, 2005