JESUS's definitions

Pat Robertson

One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.

Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.

by Jesus November 26, 2003

GBOFFAFIMD

Gollum Bites Off Frodo's Finger and Falls Into Mount Doom

And so GBOFFAFIMD and I larfed

by Jesus September 17, 2003

Ave D

It is a street in Fort Pierce FL. Its in the Ghetto, its off the chain chain.

Hey homie lets go and chill on Ave D all night.

by jesus November 16, 2003

cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 18, 2003

antiestablishmentdisintarianism

a word that the above definer did NOT spell right

it's antidisestablishmentarianism there might be two t's "...menttarian".... dickhead

by Jesus March 3, 2005

puzzlement

A highlyintelligent word, created by the Laserman, the coolest kid ever.

"Life is a puzzlement"

by Jesus February 22, 2004

steamroller

1: A pipe with the carb on the end opposite the mouthpiece, usualy long and straight, or like a curly straw.
2: To place the cherry of a blunt in your mouth, and blow as hard as you can into your friends mouth while they are sucking in.

1: Pass me that steamroller
2: You wanna try a steamroller? It will fuck your ass up

by Jesus July 9, 2004