255 definitions by JESUS

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by JESUS September 10, 2003

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by JESUS June 18, 2004

la~

Started on EverQuest, meaning "laugh", because when /la is typed, your character laughs.

"omgz j00 got owned la~"

by JESUS January 7, 2005

ksil

Another word for god.

ksil is our almighty god.

by JESUS July 9, 2004

Fattis

Super Long Shlong

OMG! Look at that Fattis!

by JESUS June 28, 2003

hate monger

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.

If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.

by JESUS March 9, 2004

hazlett

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.

Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!

by JESUS June 5, 2003