JESUS's definitions

hazlett

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.

Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!

by Jesus June 4, 2003

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003

hustler

A porno magazine

I beat off to Hustler

by Jesus June 6, 2003

cheeks 4

The funniest porno ever

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"

by Jesus June 6, 2003

carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 6, 2003

rump rangers

Gay guys that go around looking for male ass.

your dads a rump ranger

by Jesus June 6, 2003