JESUS's definitions

drugs

Something people take to look hard.

The more hardcore the drug the harder you are.

If you sell them to kids then you'll get a record deal.

50 cent : "Stage rapping ass niggaz ain't sold no drugs"

by Jesus May 13, 2005

hustler

A porno magazine

I beat off to Hustler

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve Grenier is Kanadaz most wanted person. Everyone wants to be him.

Damn that nigga Steve Grenier is dope. He is Kanadaz Most Wanted

by Jesus January 1, 2005

SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

by Jesus September 17, 2003

armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot

shut the fuck up, armante

by jesus February 10, 2005

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004

Jesus Boy

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

by Jesus August 21, 2006