JESUS's definitions

hazlett

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.

Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!

by Jesus June 4, 2003

hispandex

1.A mexican or latin person
2.An annoying person

1.That guy making my burrito is hispandex.
2.Shut your face you hispandex!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

fit

The British version of Hot.

"dude that girl is fit!"
"right?"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

ksil

Another word for god.

ksil is our almighty god.

by Jesus July 8, 2004

walk of fame

In the morning, after a guy fucks a hot bitch, he walks home feeling proud of his accomplishment.

"The girl was like, 'But I love you,' and I was like 'Laaate.' Then I took the walk of fame home because I hit that shit up good.

by Jesus August 5, 2003