JESUS's definitions

The Matrix

a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators

look on your calculators

by Jesus November 12, 2003

turkey

an ugly bird traditionally eaten on thanksgiving.

"I like a bit of turkey"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

durham local

a large orc-like person with long hair who is several thousend years behind most humans in evolution

matt boone, lockness monster

by jesus November 11, 2003

robo

A hardcore mother fucker who beats the shit out of gang bangers trying to steal his car. Also known to beat up drug dealers in order to steal their stash.

"Duude, that guy was a total faggot; he's the type of guy I would have beasted on back in the day."

by Jesus August 5, 2003

Thrash

A style of punk, also called hardcore punk. Can also be applied to a subgenre of metal.

Black Flag would be a classic 80's thrash band, Megadeth would be thrash metal. Metallica is a group of sellout whores.

by Jesus December 8, 2003

tell you what

1. To kick someone in the face

1. I'm gonna tell you what!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

The Sheep thread

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!

damn this is so The Sheep thread

by Jesus August 15, 2004