JESUS's definitions

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Sandeep Akella

Yo that kids so stupid, he's a Sandeep Akella

by Jesus May 19, 2004

Chub

N. 1. A multi-purspose word, commonly used in conjunction with the word Krandel(see Krandel)

N. 1. Watch closely for the chub to make its apperance.

by Jesus August 2, 2003

beast on

To beat the shit out of someone.

"Duuude, that guy was a total faggot. He's the type of guy I would have beasted on back in the day."

by Jesus September 22, 2003

Sungis

1. noun. One who is above religion; cult worthy.

He is so damn Sungis... ooohh la la!

by Jesus February 26, 2005

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

puskas

Often, the term puskas conicides with the annual migration of beluga whales from the frigid north to the southern seas. This is, of course, because puskas is rightfully assoiciated with the beasts both in size and eating habbits.

That Puskas ate a whole crew!

by Jesus May 12, 2004

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003