256 definitions by JESUS

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The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.
If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!
by Jesus September 16, 2003

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fit
The British version of Hot.
"dude that girl is fit!"
"right?"
by Jesus April 22, 2003

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In the late 1940's and early 1950's "hawt" was an acronym for "having a wonderful time." It was eventually stolen by scenester fucks to mean,"sexy" or "attractive" because of the downfall of american youth.
How are you doing today?
I'm HAWT, darling, thank you.
by JESUS March 14, 2004

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1) British term for pussy
2) a retard
3) American term for ass
4) British term for assing
1) "woah, her fanny is sweet!"
2) "Shut the fuck up you fanny!"
3) "I like big fannys and I cannot lie you other brothers cant deny....." ya right!
4) stop fannying around!
by Jesus April 22, 2003

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The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.
That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire
by Jesus January 17, 2003

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A total wuss who ran away after being bottled at the Reading festival.
Look there's 50 cent ha ha ha ha
by Jesus March 23, 2005

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One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.
Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.
by Jesus November 26, 2003

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