JESUS's definitions

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

muz

the ultimate highest bootifulist sex godess in ashmore park!

muz rules all ova sex god/godess 's and is the seifulist! :P

by jesus April 14, 2005

Plow

The opposite of whatever is said after it.

She's plow fine. Actually means she's ugly.

by Jesus October 11, 2003

shuddersome

the best band in the entire world.

hey, lets go see Shuddersome tomarrow night, they kick so much anus.

by jesus February 22, 2004

SWBSMC

Sorry, Was Busy Shining My Cape

SWBSMC so I didn't see your messages

by Jesus September 17, 2003

mick

A derogatory term for an Irishman, usually Catholic and sometimes drunk

On St. Patrick's Day everyone's a mick.

by jesus September 1, 2003