JESUS's definitions

clicker

The instrument of choice for easy channel changing, usually weilded by the "Cable Nazi."

"wer ist die clicka?"

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Forum Nazi

See cocksucker.

by Jesus January 17, 2003