JESUS's definitions

Pat Robertson

One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.

Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.

by Jesus November 26, 2003

pixies

the best band ever

the pixies are the shiznit

by Jesus June 14, 2003

pad

Ryan Nelis' Hair style!

Wow I hate people with PADS!

by Jesus April 23, 2003

banished

Something to tell people when they piss you off.

Mitch: What have you been doing today joe?
Joe: I've been doing your mum
Mitch: hahahahaha...
Joe: banished

by jesus April 25, 2004

ass ninja

gay guy who likes anal

by Jesus June 6, 2003

ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.

A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an

by Jesus January 8, 2005

the gunisher

A cheap rip off of the punisher - so cheap infact it doesnt exist. He doesn't deliver punishment, he delivers gunishment

well care

by jesus May 15, 2004