JESSI's definitions

cara

One of the coolest people I know and love! She's super awesome.

"That chick is no Cara, she's just not cool enough."

by jessi May 15, 2004

Calabasas

stuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they cant see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulative, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naive, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves... then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if theyre not totally provoking them.

this does NOT apply to everyone.

"What school do you go to?"
"Calabasas"
::disgusted looks::

by Jessi December 30, 2003

Tic-Tac-Time

when its that time of the month for a chick, but she is too shy to say 'period'

she could say to her friend "do u have any tic-tacs?" instead of the more emabarrassing "do u have any tampons?"

by Jessi January 18, 2004

Johnny Depp

The best actor ever to walk the earth. not only just because he's so damn sexy, but because he's so talented and doesn't care what the hell people think about him. he could do any blockbuster he wants to, but he likes to go against the grain. did i mention he's a sexy bitch? well, he is, i'm very happy for (and jealous of) vanessa paradis.

he's kind of like a slug, he oozes sexy out and leaves a trail of sexy wherever he goes! sexy, talented, and humble, what else do u look for in a guy?

by Jessi December 31, 2003

normal

What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.

Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.

by Jessi December 30, 2003

shwag

low quality marijuana

by Jessi September 8, 2003

new found glory

an incredable whiny and annoying pop/punk band. Some pop/punk bands are decent...New Found Glory is not one of them..

Annoying, whiny and stupid

by jessi July 3, 2004