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herpes

Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".
"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"
by Jebus January 15, 2005
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Gaytona 500

"eewww ,im gonna give it to you like the Gaytona 500...fast and rough!"
by jebus January 15, 2004
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Sexual Suggestion

Comment made meaning they want to make babies with you
Is it ok if we dance in here?
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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catholic

Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.
Hey, look! It's Da Pope! Maybe if someone sneezes he'll finally die.
by Jebus March 25, 2005
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vodak

vodak + g0d
by jebus February 6, 2003
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Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.
Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.
by Jebus January 21, 2005
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Poking Fun

(v.)
1) A remark of sarcaism/witty expression as to make a joke about the other person/object. ie poke fun at someone - RIDICULE, MOCK
2) A act of having sexual intercourse/relations with another person or persons for fun ( comes from poke and poking )
3) The act of stabbing someone with an object and finding pleasure in it ( comes from poke )
4) The act of stricking/touching a person without much force usually very quickly especially repeatedly and with cause not pain to the person while both poeple find it funny ie a form of flirting ( comes from poking )
1) Hey man I was only poking some fun at you no offence.
2) I was poking fun with this girl last night. ie. something that 4) leads up to.
3) Man I love poking fun at people with my blade, I get Off on it.
4) man last night me and this girl was poking fun at eachother and then there was some more poking fun ;)
by JeBus February 16, 2004
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