Snoopy

Fifty year old dog, who kicks more ass than seabass
you makein fun of sNoopy BITCH, ill kill you
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.
(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
by Jebus December 31, 2004
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cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.
What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?
by Jebus January 27, 2005
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Tour Wrap

A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.
The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!
by Jebus April 13, 2005
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bonjurity

Bonjurity is a way of saying 'hello how are you?' without actually saying a sentance! the joys of it all!!
"bonjurity old chap"
by Jebus March 10, 2004
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wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.
"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"
by Jebus June 03, 2003
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minging

Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!
by jebus November 20, 2003
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