JEBUS's definitions

fadeawaybitch

get your bitch on at www.fadeawaybitch.com
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by jebus August 14, 2003

Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.

My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.

by Jebus November 17, 2006

mad Roman

to be stupid, foolish and on crack in excess; "foo"ish

That is so mad Roman, foo! You can't talk to the penguins

by Jebus February 26, 2003

Aiden

A.K.A Da Bellmeister, Life and soul of the Sofa Cru. Loved by some..Hated by many, Loving boyfriend to his Girlfriend Cerrie. Fucking hard bastard to everyone else.
Aidens top quotes:
- Calm yourself
- Chillax
- Pint of the usaul please Sean
- Butters!!
- Cunt
- Don't worry he's South African

"1. Why would i try it on with your girlfriend, mines much better than yours..now calm yourself"

by jebus May 1, 2004

Poking Around

(v.)
1) To walk/look about or through something without a point
2) To move or act slowly or aimlessly
3) To poke several girls in one day/night/party or look around for some girls to poke right away
4) To see what other people are up to because you have nothing else to do and want to do anything

1) Poking Around a pile of stuff
2) I just was poking around the house and did fuck all
3) Man I was poking around with three of those chick at the party last night
4) I was just poking around to see what the fuck you were up to

by JeBus February 16, 2004

two way

A phone call

I'll two way ya' tomorrow

by Jebus May 10, 2004

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004