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2 definitions by JD G

 
1.
A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.
That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.
by JD G April 02, 2008
 
2.
Jizz on the knuckles. Usually happens when you decide to still squeeze one off when you don't have anything to catch your load in handy. Also a person who accidentally picks up a used condom thinking it was a ballon.
Yo, tuttle, thats not a balloon you just picked off the ground jizz knuckles!
by JD G April 02, 2008