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3 definitions by J3L

 
1.
The length of a man's penis (the length of his wang).
You don't want to compare wangths with me; my penis is obviously bigger.
by J3L August 25, 2008
 
2.
To claim that one is better than another at some activity; to one-up someone.
"My girlfriend loves it when I give her a massage."
"Psht. I give WAY better massages than you do."
"Man, you just got shacklebolted."
by J3L August 25, 2008
 
3.
Hand-job.
I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.
by J3L August 25, 2008