2 definitions by J.P. Morton

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.
"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"
by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006
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The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.
"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"
by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006
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