1 definition by J. Slump

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Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows. These are great people, and without them sex crimes would definitly increase. Thank you slut, where ever you are.
"Dude, did you get laid after the party." No, I fucked Megan, the slut."
by J. Slump May 07, 2003

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