At the culmination of coitus (preferably doggy-style) you retrieve your banjo, lift it over your shoulder and bring it down upon your present partners head. The dossal tones that will emanate from this southern harp will remind one of a honky tonk.
-a slight variation would be to sing a country or blue grass line (instrumental or vocal) before impact.
Most girls don't care for country or blue grass, but everyone enjoys a good honky tonk.
-Hey Jen, where did that bump come from?
-One of the 12 guys I screwed for money gave me a honky tonk.