1 definition by J. Utah
A (typically male) social media creeper's favorite phrase used to compliment a female, which roughly translates to: "I'm jerking off to this pic right now..." or "I will definitely jerk off to this pic in the near future...but I can't type that or I'll get blocked/deleted/shunned, so instead I'll type 'stunning' so she thinks I'm classy. But everyone knows this is a thin veneer that fails to hide my insatiable pervitude."
"Simply stunning." he typed as he wanked to her new profile pic.
She finally sent him the topless pic he had been begging her for for weeks. He replied "Absolutely stunning."
She finally sent him the topless pic he had been begging her for for weeks. He replied "Absolutely stunning."
by J. Utah March 26, 2015