Creeper's canon 

Acceptable as well as unacceptable behavior for creeps can be found in the Creeper's Canon.

Little Pauly was scared his creepiness was too easily detectable so he thumbed through a copy of his uncle Willy's copy of the Creeper's Canon for some useful tips on avoiding undue suspicion.

Creeper's canon by beansforbreakfast July 10, 2019

creeper's block

When you think about/see someone and you want to creep their profile (facebook ect) and by the time you get on you either forget who it was you were going to "creep" or forget their name making it impossible to find them.

Aw man what was that hot girls name again? I've got total creeper's block!

creeper's block by TheWorstKindOfCreep May 14, 2011

Creeper's Den

A Moose cave containing the area of where 10 or more Moose live

Mesopotamion's learned that Moose eat berries from the "Creeper's Den"

Creeper's Den by Mr. Gillsonfurtonville November 5, 2011

Creeper's Den

A popular youtube minecraft recording server in which a minecraft player kyle_Crafty rapes little children

DUDE DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED WALLADGALLAS WAS RAPED BY KYLE_CRAFTY IN THAT MINECRAFT SERVER "Creeper's Den"

Creeper's Den by Dr. Octogonapusss November 5, 2011

The creeper's formula 

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!

Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet

The creeper's formula by artist6000 December 18, 2024

Robertson's Creeper 

A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.

Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.

Robertson's Creeper by J-Money Chenevey December 13, 2007

Creeper 'stache 

Pronounced Creeper Stash. It is a thin, finely haired mustache, sported by all manner of sketchy men. It can be used as physical proof that a man is creepy.
Not all men with mustaches are creeps. However, creepy men stereotypically have mustaches like this.

Winnie: "I knew it from the start. I saw his Creeper 'stache, and I turned tail and ran."
Carla: "It's just such a puny, weak tuft of undesirable hair. Who in their right mind would want one?"

Creeper 'stache by RedFlagRedFlagRedFlag May 7, 2010