J-man's definitions

shtick

a bunch of bullshit someone trys to feed you

man thats a bunch of shtick

by j-man August 21, 2003

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

Boobles

Nickname for my girlfriend, derived from "Bubbles" the Chimp and "Boobs" (Modern English slang for "breasts"); those which belong to her are outstanding.

Boobles, did you stop at the grocery on the way back from the gym, you hot Mama?

by J-Man December 1, 2003

wa da ta

Synonym for "what can I say?"

wa da ta my damies?

by J-man September 27, 2003

pigged-out

Being pulled over by the police.

Yo, I was pigged-out off Beach Blvd. They was trappin' bitches all damn night.

by J-man November 24, 2003

get it

To obtain the intimacy of a member of the opposite sex after minimal effort. past tense - got it

Hey Jimmie....did you get it last night.

Yeah man, I got it!

by J-man August 5, 2003

skankasaurous-rex

1.When someone someone is so incredibly skanky they are referred to as ~
2.When someone may have a random outburst it may be ~
3.A tea kettle

"It's GOJIRA!"
"I believe you are mistaken, 't is a skankasarous-rex."
"Damn that bitch be a skankasaurous-rex she so slutty!"

by J-man January 11, 2004