J-man's definitions

tooky

a cunt

man lisa had some good tooky

by j-man July 28, 2003

skankasaurous-rex

1.When someone someone is so incredibly skanky they are referred to as ~
2.When someone may have a random outburst it may be ~
3.A tea kettle

"It's GOJIRA!"
"I believe you are mistaken, 't is a skankasarous-rex."
"Damn that bitch be a skankasaurous-rex she so slutty!"

by J-man January 11, 2004

mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

by J-MAN April 19, 2012

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

Boobles

Nickname for my girlfriend, derived from "Bubbles" the Chimp and "Boobs" (Modern English slang for "breasts"); those which belong to her are outstanding.

Boobles, did you stop at the grocery on the way back from the gym, you hot Mama?

by J-Man December 1, 2003

wa da ta

Synonym for "what can I say?"

wa da ta my damies?

by J-man September 27, 2003

bu-a-gongk

the word bu-a-gongk is short for bust a gank so nobody will know what your saying right in front of them.

bu-a-gongk; means steal that shit dude.

I went to lisa Gerlachs' house and bu- a-gongk on her dope.

by j-man July 28, 2003