6 definitions by J Diddy

ass load

The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).

The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.

Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads.

by J Diddy January 16, 2004

chilli whip

The taking of ones penis and slapping it against the cheek of their partner's ass immediately following anal sex.

After I pulled out I gave her the chilli whip to remind her who was in charge.

by J Diddy September 23, 2003

jizz gutter

a man/woman who keeps massive amounts of semen inside her belly.

See that chick over there? She's such a jizz gutter.

by J Diddy March 2, 2005

Fizket

Lesbian who gives hobos BJ.

She a Fizket.

by J Diddy March 21, 2004

Hangle

To try to suck your own dick.

He tried to hangle himself.

by J Diddy March 21, 2004

crabes

craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabes h-town 4 life

man that crabes is crazy

by J Diddy September 24, 2004