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10 definitions by J D

 
1.
To be happy with your achievements despite coming second.
Cardiff with full of Saints Fans this weekend (17/5/03). Ok, they lost the cup, but they a party despite the miserable buggers from North London with faces as long as fuck knows what!
by J D May 18, 2003
 
2.
When you are being told a down right lie.
That's a right old load of Billy Bollocks!
by J D May 09, 2003
 
3.
verb - the act of a planned and well executed cockblock, made by bursting through an entrance to a room with great enthusiasm, usually a window or door. There are many different variations of the schoosting
while a girl is hooking up with a friend, you burst through the door, jump on the bed and sing the mexican hat dance then quickly exit the room
by J D August 01, 2005
 
4.
A scotsman who live in Dorchester
That Scotty is not only a munter, but a big gil's blouse to boot.
by J D May 09, 2003
 
5.
Do perform oral sex on a woman who's blobbing
What you muffed her? So you're a bit of a jam eater are you?
by J D May 09, 2003
 
6.
To over estimate the size of something
Think you've got a big one, that's about as big as Stu's wang!
by J D May 09, 2003
 
7.
a post of a bed
close your legs, i can smell the varnish from your bedpost
by j d October 13, 2003