1 definition by Its belfast mate!
Noun: One who knows nothing about anything as opposed to an academic who knows everything about nothing
Student: I don't know shit and to do this I spend £1000s a year.
Academic: I can tell you everything about a topic that only three people in the world actually care about.
Academic: I can tell you everything about a topic that only three people in the world actually care about.
by Its belfast mate! November 23, 2012