A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.
"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."
Not-so-secret-crush. The person on whom you are currently (and obviously) crushing.
Ross: "OMG Jon you NSSC is totally our waiter at Zuni tonight!"
Jon: "Should we go to the Lone Star later to see your NSSC?"
