4 definitions by It’s Britney Bitch
White females who embody the epitome of unoriginality. They will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Their Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, they live to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, they’re most likely not enjoying the moment, and need to be liked by everybody.
They go to yoga and make sure they snapchat a photo of themselves with their yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” They are followers, keep up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see them wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took an hour to achieve. They will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on their shoulder.
They go to yoga and make sure they snapchat a photo of themselves with their yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” They are followers, keep up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see them wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took an hour to achieve. They will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on their shoulder.
by It’s Britney Bitch December 26, 2017
A white female who embodies the epitome of unoriginality. She will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Her Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, she lives to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, she’s most likely not enjoying the moment, and needs to be liked by everybody.
She goes to yoga and makes sure she snapchats a photo of herself with her yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” She is a follower, keeps up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see her wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took her an hour to achieve. She will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on her shoulder.
She goes to yoga and makes sure she snapchats a photo of herself with her yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” She is a follower, keeps up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see her wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took her an hour to achieve. She will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on her shoulder.
The couple sitting next to me on the plane were both Jackies. They kept on taking selfies, which included them kissing, the girl doing the ‘kissy’ face, kissing her boyfriend’s cheek and vice versa. She then said to her boyfriend “babe, make sure you ‘like’ the picture of us that I’m about to post on insta.”
by It’s Britney Bitch December 26, 2017