Irrigation Superheros's definitions

Titstracted

When you get destracted by a woman's breasts.

Justin: Hey Keith why aren't you getting any work done?

Keith: Sorry, I got titstracted by that hot blonde.

by Irrigation Superheros September 5, 2013

Disnackted

To be destracted by a snack or other scrumptious treat.

"Sorry I'm late. I got disnackted by my snickers bar."

by Irrigation Superheros August 31, 2013