1 definition by Ironic4
The ultimate sex being
His man gun can grow up to the size of the earth core but he prefers not to since inflated dicks attract the attention of more hoes than a joao needs
He's not greedy for hoes, despite the overwhelming amount he pulls on a daily basis
Some call him the unrivaled being
His man gun can grow up to the size of the earth core but he prefers not to since inflated dicks attract the attention of more hoes than a joao needs
He's not greedy for hoes, despite the overwhelming amount he pulls on a daily basis
Some call him the unrivaled being
Lisa: Hey.. are you seeing this handsome guy? I really want him to smash my cheeks
Caroline: Naw Joao is mine
Lisa: That dick might be enough for the both of us..
Caroline: Understatement
Caroline: Naw Joao is mine
Lisa: That dick might be enough for the both of us..
Caroline: Understatement
by Ironic4 March 15, 2022