5 definitions by IrisGreene
Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.
I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?
by IrisGreene April 18, 2017
A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.
Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".
The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".
Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".
The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".
Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?
Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.
Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.
Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
by IrisGreene June 14, 2020
The combining of the two words, Extremely & Brutal. (Extremely brutal) Created in Mid-Missouri by fans of Grindcore and Black Metal to describe situations, people, things, places etc that are SO fucking hardcore and awesome... or equally terrible.
"Hey bro, did you get a chance to listen to the new Iwrestledabearonce?"
"Yeah, I sure fucking did... That shit is Extrutal!"
OR
"Hey girl, did you hear what I did to my ex boyfriend? I turned off the electricity on his ass when I moved out!" "Wow, that's fucking Extrutal."
OR
"Dude, check out this headwound I got from bashing my face into the wall in a fit of rage... I must have lost a pint of blood!"
"Awesome! That's goddamn Extrutal!"
OR
"I love Dethklok... They're so extrutal."
"Yeah, I sure fucking did... That shit is Extrutal!"
OR
"Hey girl, did you hear what I did to my ex boyfriend? I turned off the electricity on his ass when I moved out!" "Wow, that's fucking Extrutal."
OR
"Dude, check out this headwound I got from bashing my face into the wall in a fit of rage... I must have lost a pint of blood!"
"Awesome! That's goddamn Extrutal!"
OR
"I love Dethklok... They're so extrutal."
by IrisGreene December 3, 2011
When you're writing a song or a beat, and in the process of repetition, you lose the original idea for the sound that you had, and it all starts to blur together, and you start nit picking the fuck out of every little thing, and your ears start to hurt, and you start to feel a little crazy. It's time to back away from the song for a little while to gain fresh perspective.
Me: I've played this section of the song on repeat like 100 times trying to get it juuuuust right man! I'm starting to get producer ear!
Kent: Ok, time to take a break and come back to it later with a fresh ear!
Kent: Ok, time to take a break and come back to it later with a fresh ear!
by IrisGreene May 20, 2017
Strange-good is another term for amazing sex with someone new.
Similar to using the slang term "Strange" to indicate a new sex partner, but indicating that the encounter would be above average.
Similar to using the slang term "Strange" to indicate a new sex partner, but indicating that the encounter would be above average.
Come here boy, I've been crushing on you hard and need you to give me some of that Strange-good.
*** Or ***
Damn! Looking at the bulge in Daniel's pants, I bet he got that Strange-GOOD!
*** Or ***
Damn! Looking at the bulge in Daniel's pants, I bet he got that Strange-GOOD!
by IrisGreene December 3, 2021