4 definitions by Ira Goldbaum
When a person is tossing salad (eating out someone's ass) and the recipient farts into the other person's mouth. An awful mouthfull of gaseous fecal matter!
by Ira Goldbaum May 18, 2010
When a crazy night in Las Vegas or Atlantic City takes a turn for the worst. I know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but a Snowy Goose Egg is when you spend all of your gambling winnings on hookers and cocaine. Then proceed to put all the coke on the hooker's ass and blow lines, when she inturn farts and blows all your coke all over the place. Therefore, leaving you with nothing but herpes, shame, no drugs and no money, a big fat goose egg.
Ira won $10,000 in Atlantic City where it then became dust in the wind when he spent all the money on hookers and blow. The hooker gave him a snowy goose egg, leaving him with nothing.
by Ira Goldbaum May 18, 2010
Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...
Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.
by Ira Goldbaum September 17, 2009
I always knew that guy was a mudhole jumper. That guy's clut was screaming "OH YES!", when he took it from that mudhole jumper
by Ira Goldbaum August 12, 2009