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2 definitions by InternalMooseMD

 
1.
When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony
Hey girl, you wanna ride my Shetland pony?
by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013
 
2.
defined as an increase in the acidity of the blood or other body tissues.
Jerry's kidneys suck, so now he's suffering from acidosis.
by InternalMooseMD November 20, 2013