2 definitions by Inspector Taint

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation
by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015
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When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.
I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.
by Inspector Taint July 6, 2014
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