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Freaking awesome!. Extrmely talented guitar playing performer. Writes many of the greatest songs ever (going to pasalacqua, 16, she, bab's uvula who?, give me novacaine etc) and pretty fucking good looking
billie joe - "and my name is george w. bush.."
by Insomniac16 June 7, 2006
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A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
by Insomniac16 July 3, 2006
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A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
by Insomniac16 July 3, 2006
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A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
by Insomniac16 July 3, 2006
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A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
by Insomniac16 July 3, 2006
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australian football team and the real winners of the world cup robbed by italy. best players include bresciano, kewell but injury prone, neill and aloisi
i wanna jump and scream in a stadium
full of australians

-song for the socceroos
by Insomniac16 July 31, 2006
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a name given to the sport known as football (the best damn sport there is)

in regards to the def. from 'spikesy' (no.25)

"5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer."
-yes but they are actually running up and down a massive pitch for 90minutes straight

"6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?"
-why would europe waste their time in american football when they could be playing the real thing

"7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?"
-its logic. they're eaiser to run in and their shorts really aren't that short. the long socks are to keep the shin guards in place. and american football, whats with the tights?

"8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport."
-but it's not known around the world. why? cause its crap

"9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play."
-the only reason they don't play it is cause they suck

and dude, don't diss the europeans, majority of americans came form europe.
american - soccers a fag sport

european - its called football. you know why? cause we actually use our feet, not our hands. fag sport you say? we're not the ones who pile on top of eachother like a group of homosexuals
by Insomniac16 August 7, 2006
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