3 definitions by Insertwords

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While the phrase "Top Heavy" refers to something with excess material on the top, Cop Heavy is used to describe any street or area where cops are either highly prevalent or just more strict.

Often used when describing either a road where speeding is a poor idea, a reason for being late, or just as a story for one's peers.
"Okay, be careful going down Lake Street at all times. The 35 mph sign means 35, not 36. It's one hell of a cop heavy road."

"Slow down right here. There's a cop car in the corn field every mile or so for this stretch of road almost every time I pass it... see? Talk about being cop heavy."

"Sorry I'm late for poker guys. I seriously saw 12 cops on the way here. Something must be going down, or else it wouldn't be so cop heavy."

"So you'll be here in 10 minutes? Cool. Just avoid entering off Rt. 83. It was so cop heavy, there may be a drug bust or something.
by Insertwords August 04, 2009
A Tuesday Girl is the girl you hang out with who's so weird or annoying that she makes every girl look nice, lowering your expectations, making it easier for you to like a given girl, leading to more sexy time.

A Tuesday girl can be a bitch, an annoying friend's annoying girlfriend, or even just unattractive. The point is to lower standards by association, much like how an outlier can severely distort some statistical data.

The name is derived from "Tuesday" which is arguable the worst day of the week, behind Monday. The reason there is no Monday girl is because everyone has to have SOME sort of limit.

This is among the leading battles against the Nice Guy epidemic.
"Man, Chasity is such a whore AND a bitch. Why do you tolerate her?" "She's my Tuesday Girl. If I can handle her, I can handle fucking anyone"

"Yeah, I'd hit it. "Dude, she's like, 50" "Yeah, but she's fine for 50, and my Tuesday Girl is a 40 year old crack whore. Think about it."
by Insertwords October 12, 2009
Often claimed as a vampire, the Fagpire is made to be pleasing to the fantasies of women who are too stubborn to look in the real world for a guy who would fulfill the fantasies and then some.

A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.

One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.

While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.
"Hey, do you want to go see Twilight the movie?"
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."
by Insertwords October 14, 2008

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