4 definitions by InsanitySektor

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1. Canada's periodical historical rag.

2. The former name of 90 year old (now) "Canada's History" magazine. --- The stated reasons are that the name has become so associated with the sexual euphemism that online material by the magazine using its name in the header is being blocked by spam filters.

3. Another term for the sexual act known as "Canada's History".

4. A magazine that began in the 1920's that should have kept it's original name, "The Beaver, A Journal of Progress".

5. The act of AVOIDING search function by changing your business's name from something with lots of search traffic TO something that will rarely get searched outside the Colbert Nation and Canada's youth while working on school projects and papers.

6. Another reason to blame Canada.
Have you looked at "The Beaver" lately?

"The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History"?! That's lame!! Colbert didn't rename his van service that picks up stray cats, Pussy Patrol! ... It's Pussy Patrol(dot)Org by the way! That's very important, it's non-profit.
by InsanitySektor February 06, 2010
The wind turbine at Key West High School that was named after Stephen Colbert. The naming was passed by unanimous vote from the Monroe County School Board after being proposed by Heindrek A., a senior at the school.

The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.

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Holy kaw! Maybe the Colbert eagle will perch atop the Colbert Wind Turbine and peer up at the space station which holds the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill!!?!
by InsanitySektor February 10, 2010
1. The act of Toyota recalling their death machines.

2. A knee jerk reaction in response to making faulty goods.

3. A service that renders a dangerous vehicle, death machine, or other implement of destruction safe.

4. The act of a company's stocks plummeting due to poor manufacturing, shoddy parts, or not following LEAN/SixSigma ideals.
(Q) Where have yo u been all day?
(A) I had to take my PoS prius down to the destroyotathon!

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Come on down to the DESTROYOTATHON!! Just be sure not to drive it here... we don't ALL want to die! Have it towed, dragged, dropped, or pushed!

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It's a good thing automotive companies got bailout money... if they didn't, they may ALL be having destroyotathons right now!
by InsanitySektor February 06, 2010
1. A death machine made by Toyota

2. Specifically a Toyota who's acceleration and deceleration methods are faulty.

3. Any car that appears to be out of control.

4. Pinto of the 21st century.

5. Synonymous with Toyota: A car that never stops, even when you press hard on the brakes.
WTF, your car is acting weird...? Hell, at least it's not one of those destroyota death machines!

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Did you see that destroyota prius behind us?! F* that! I'm taking THIS exit now!!

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(Driver) WHAT THE F* WAS THAT?!

(Pass.) Dude, it must have been a destroyota that almost killed us!

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Did you hear that Steve Wozniak told a conference his 2010 Prius "goes wild" under some conditions...? That's what people get for buying a Destroyota!
by InsanitySektor February 06, 2010

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