5 definitions by Indy the Great
The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.
by Indy the Great January 16, 2019
When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.
by Indy the Great January 13, 2019
When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.
My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.
by Indy the Great January 24, 2019
When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth, creating an airtight seal. The partner then must forcefully blow air into her vagina, creating positive pressure. Finally, the woman queefs to release said pressure back out into her partner's mouth.
by Indy the Great January 24, 2019
When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth and nose, and then her partner blows their nose.
I was going down on my girl while I had severe allergies. She suggested a Haitian Handkerchief for efficiency.
by Indy the Great January 24, 2019